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(dont answer aloud as im probably not listening unless by some twist of fate your reading this in a grocery store only a few feet away from me in which case I would probably think your a bit off your rocker for talking to yourself aloud in a grocery store) So, if you havent already noticed, sometimes my mind is in a state of jumble. Although im completly capible of formulating a conservative average type personal ad, what fun is that?? Instead your going to get a look into how off the wall and speratic my head can be! So yes at the end of all this you may look back and say to yourself "self, this entire aunsamble resembles a poorly made macoroni project. It was highly entertaining but I cant see myself ever associating with a lunatic of this calibar." And that is a completly of response. if you find you at that juncture feel free to message me and tell my im a nutcase and I made you laugh! If nothing else it puts a smile on my face. 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