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Rambling Guy When it comes to wants vs needs, some vary from day to day, others seem to remain, always pressing for attention. Yes, today is no different from any other in one regard. I need someone beautiful, funny and spontaneous to spend time with. I want someone who can laugh at herself, who doesn't take life too seriously...but this is very hard to find. Perhaps it's the time of year. Perhaps it's typical but I want to find someone who brings out the animal side of me. Day to day life can get pretty tedious and difficult. There is nothing like pure, animalistic attraction and chemistry to bring things back into perspective. Sex is not the distraction from reality it can so often seem but LIFE AFFIRMING! I know it may not be so for everyone but for me I feel most alive when either playing music, laughing my ass off or having incredible...well, pizza actually. If I ever met the woman I could have the latter two of these things with, well I wouldn't be on here. Is it true that the best sex you ever had is never with the person you end up with? Is the whole package out there? I do believe (as a hopeless romantic at heart) that it is possible to find. Find it on Craigslist? Errr, I doubt it. Maybe. I mean, anything is possible, right? Why the hell am I talking incessantly about this? I don't know. Self sabotage as usual, no doubt. Moving right along (I'll save the crazy for later. You do the same. Deal? Ok.)

Lets get together, have a few drinks, some pizza, talk about life and whatever else. If we are horrified by one another then well, we tried...and there was pizza. It's better than not! What? ANOTHER night at home alone? To hell with that. Time is speeding up or haven't you noticed? Don't make me say it..... Alright. I'm going to say it! Einstein's definition of insanity is: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Take a chance. Go out. Eat! Drink! Laugh! LIVE! Ooh, gotta go. World of Warcraft raid starting in five. (I crack me up.)
(Addendum: No, I do not play, this is a joke. No offense to those that got it...or those that didn't)
One last thing. If you do not have a pic, what's the point? I'm a guy, ie, I'm a shallow bastard...initially. First things first and all that. Oh, and my face pic is available upon request. Quid pro quo, yo. I don't really say yo in real life, no.
*Update FYI - IF you email me with no specific reference to some part of this email, these tend to ALWAYS be spam so I would suggest not using this approach if you are genuine. Come on. It's not hard to mention something within this email. It's fucking memorable as...something memorable. I don't know! As the great Steve Martin said once, "Let's face it. Some people have a way with words and other people...hmm................don't have a way, I guess."

Ok, just put the word "pizza" in the response. Yes, yes...yet another shirtless idiot on craigslist. Why? WHY?? You may be asking, with such a great post, ruined! Meh... Some girls don't care for the hairy chest thing. Better to find out now, no?

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